Makes Cujo Look Like a Plush Toy

Bad Doggie! 

So, if you been hanging out at ChezLynne for a while you probebly already know my bad luck when it comes to dogs and jogging. Or anything and jogging for that matter. Well, the dogs in Maryland have finally caught wind of my fear and the stories, thus, continue...

Recently I started major jogging again-after a fairly long hiatus since it's way to friggin' hot in DC. Finally the weather has started to cool and last week I ran about 10 miles (about 1-1 1/2 miles every day). I decided to lenghten my route to the dreaded 2 miles and that's when I ran into the two cujos.

I swear poodle and poodle like dogs are the most vicious out there. I was running, minding my own business when suddenly two dogs that look just like the one above-except with the addition of what I swear were blood soaked fangs-lunged at me through their fenced in yard. I have never heard such growling and barking and snarling. I just know they were about to jump the fence and then fight over who got to make the kill shot to my jugular.

Luckily they weren't there today when I went past (of course I made sure I was on the other side of the street this time). You'd think this would make me feel better but it actually worries me. They're just too busy right now planning an attack-one that will ensure that no one finds my body until next spring. In addition to being vicious, poodles are clever.